After months, and having the newest RGB Plus installed, I started checking device manager. I would open RGB Plus, would get the controller not detected error. Went back into device manager, and saw 2 USB devices in error state. I disabled them, then re-enabled both of them, then pulled RGB Plus back up AND VOILA IT F.UCKING WORKS.
I cannot ascertain why sometimes on boot they go into error state, but this fixes it every. Single. Time. I truly hope this works for all of you that have issues, especially since after countless threads of selective answers and outright no answers nearly every time, I can finally use these f.ucking fans the way they are supposed to be. Feel free to reach out if your still having trouble and I'll do the best I can, especially since TT will not ROFL.
Have a great day!!!